The 10 Commandments of a Nzumbi (**p)

Hello There my lovely Nzumbis(**p)

Another day in the life of a Nzumbi, another chance to spread happiness :)

So you might be wondering what on earth is a Nzumbi, here is it:
A Nzumbi is a progressive person who embodies happiness and success in all they are. In a pursuit for self-evolution and benefit for all in every thought, word and action (**p)

So as a Nzumbi you need to know how a Nzumbis operates and behaves. You can't walk around acting all human :-/ So here are the Commandments sent to us from NzuHeaven :D

1. Nzumbis Choose Happiness and always smile :)
A Nzumbi cannot be all gloomy and sad like a human being :-/ Happiness is a choice not a result for a Nzumbi :)

2. Nzumbis never complain, EVER!!
Never Ever!! Complaining is for Human Beings :-/ No matter the situation. Even if you're screwed its a chance to learn a new position ;)

3. Nzumbis always think and talk positive. Never gossip or talk negatively
Always think and talk of good happy positive things. No matter how ugly and stupid that human being is :-/ ignore it :)

4. Nzumbis are always confident
Aha Nzumbis walk tall B) height is a relative thing. Only humans feel good based on looks :-/

5. Nzumbis are always clean and look like winners
A Nzumbi must Always look good B) and look like they are about to blow a million B) Humans look bad enough! We can't add to the ugly human population :-/

6. Nzumbis always offer a helping hand
If a Nzumbi ever needs a hand :) a Nzumbane will always help :) Helping Humans is optional though :-/

7. Nzumbi are open and honest
Yes, a Nzumbi will tell you how it is and what it is. Its human nature to tell half-truths and be selectively honest :-/ thank God we not human :D

8. Nzumbis always explore and try new things and be open minded
As a Nzumbi you always try new things. An open mind is a healthy mind :) Human nature is staying in a Comfort zone lol well we not human :-/

9. Nzumbi are selfless and always share
A Nzumbi will always share :) no matter how small the joke is :D share the laughter :D and all else!! As for humans :-/ Aish!

10. Nzumbis Live, Love, Learn and Laugh
Nzumbys live life to the full with no limit. Love all-ways without condition and limit. Learn always because knowledge is unlimited. And laugh Hard for laughter is the unlimited fountain of youth :""D ... Leave the limitations to the humans :-/

Follow these commandments and the rest of your days shall be as Blissful as a Nzumbi Smile ---> (**p)

Yours Nzumbically
KingNzumbi(**p)