Sunday, July 15, 2012

Be Do Have: The Success Trinity


Be Do Have

This is possibly the most important teaching I've ever come across. It breaks all laws of conventional wisdom (:D Yes!!!! Us Nzumbis are rebellious against so-called human nature).

It has been repeatedly said Be the change you want to see in the world. Yes this is accurate, pretty cool hey. But the human who came up with line didn't see Nzumbis coming lol
Nzumbis take this a step further and say Be the change you want to see in YOURSELF Yes in Yourself.
You see, the first commandment states Happiness is a choice, not a result. To elaborate on this, one must grasp the concept of the trinity (Be Do Have)

Read carefully and use your imagination (if yours is limited like a human call me I'll loan you some lol)
1. BE The first step is to CHOOSE to Be that which you desire to be.
2. DO Once you have BEcome that which you desire, you will then start to DO what such a character would do.
3. HAVE Once you've BEcome that which you desire, you will then start to DO what such a character would do and now you will HAVE what such a character has!
Choose to be cool, then you'll start to talk cool and dress cool. Next thing you know, you've got the girl (**p)
There! Lesson finished (**p) let me give an example of the trinity!

BE happy and you DO what happy people DO. Once you DO what happy people DO you will have what Happy people HAVE

Go on, try it out! Nike said it : Just do it!
Remember! Be the change you want to see in YOURSELF

Happy Being
KingNzumbi(**p)
PS: Here is a little story of how this may work in real life! Feel Free to read through!!!

The human :/ and the Nzumbi (**p)

So like this one time a Human (John Doe) and a Nzumbi were out drinking. The human was an ordinary human and believed in all the garbage he was fed by society (true love doesn't exist, luck is a coincidence, you don't control your life, people are always victims of circumstance, life's a b**ch All that nonsense). Then he met The Nzumbi(**p) a constantly happy, witty optimist.
One night they went out drinking. As usual the human BEcame negative. Started complaining about his boss, his job, his wife, his kids, his bank balance, his church, the colour of the sky ( I think you get it, the idiot BEcame a Soap opera)... And The Nzumbi encouraged him to chill out and get smashed. But no! The human insisted that life was a b**ch.
The Nzumbi was happy with everything. They worked together by the way , doing the same job(smh). As the night went on the human BEcame more and more negative. Then he started to DO negative things. Swore a few peeps, spanked a few asses (roughly, not in a positive way. The Nzumbi did too but got phone numbers not slaps). Started being a jerk (most humans have this tendency when they drink, noone knows why). Then!!!!! It happened (this is the part where you ask yourself "what happened")
The human started a fight!!! Well he started it over a comment he made to a beautiful girl whose brother was in the bar. See, He (John Doe) became so negative that he started doing what negative people do, see negativity everywhere. When he made a negative comment(how can you possibly tell a girl that drinking made her look cheap just cos she didn't wanna give you her number!!! HUMANS!!!!!!) to a hot girl (Jane Doe) and She told her Brother, it went down!!! He got his ass whooped so bad he had to be carried out unconscious.
The Nzumbi was busy making out with Jane Doe when this happened(**p)
Moral of the story
If you BE something (Negative in our story)
You will DO as you are (Make negative comments in our story)
And you will HAVE as you are (An ass kicking in our story)

The good news is! It works just as well on the positive end.
So Be as Happy as you want to!! Right Now!!

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